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This story could constitute a practical joke or a revenge. My junior year in college myself and three friends had a house and since we went to a relatively small school it became somewhat of the party house. For one of my roommates 21st birthday a friend of ours gave him a handle of the cheapest whiskey (it came in a plastic bottle and the dude that gave it to us had an entire case of these handles!) I have ever run across.A few weeks later we had thrown a small gathering and had people in and out of the house. Well I noticed that (and I mean no offense to frat boys when I finish this sentence) some 'think you are cool trying to take our cheap whiskey'-fratboy walked outside and tried to stash our cheap whiskey to take at a later point. Little did he know I noticed this.
So instead of taking our cheap whiskey back, I tell one of my other roommates and we decide to piss into the whiskey the rest of the night. When we started pissing in the whiskey there was about a quarter of the handle filled; we 'filled' it up back to about three-quarters.After the night was over we went to check on the handle to see if maybe the fratboy forgot, but sure as shit, he didn't. The funniest part is that the next night my roommate (who pissed in the bottle as well) and I ran into him at a convience store. So we start bullshitting with him and ask him what he is up to and he says he is picking up some sour mix so him and his frat brothers can make some whiskey sours that night. Ah, didn't he mean 'Pisskey Sours."I'm sure he laughed under his breath a little thinking "I stole your guys' whiskey", but we laughed even louder when we realized that sig-ep fraternity was about to drink our piss..
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Direct Answers - Column for the week of April 26, 2004My girlfriend and I are basically the same age, just a six month difference.
When I went to buy the engagement ring in February, I felt certain she was the right one.
She accepted my proposal by saying, "If we go slow?"
We've been doing that.
We had the ring resized to fit her finger, and the wedding wasn't to be until Easter 2006.
This morning she broke it off.
We were happy and taking it slow, but for some reason it felt fast to her.
Right from the start, her relatives pressured her to break up.
She asked me questions, I answered honestly, and my answers were acceptable.I want to get married and have my own happy family in the next five years.
Preferably in the next two.
This afternoon I even cried.
What can or should I do?
I know suicide's not the answer, but maybe it would make a difference to her and them.
No, I...
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Brawin of Events by Brawin Releases First in a Series of Party Planning Articles
The first in a series of party planning articles by Brawin of Events by Brawin. The easy guide to becoming a party planning diva: "Visualize Your Way to Better Party Planning!"Italian in origin, translated literally - diva means goddess. This article will put you on the fast track to becoming a party planning diva. Your cocktail party should resemble a piece of art ? whether it's a sonnet by Shakespeare or a classic ballad by Maxwell, it should be a work of art.
Like most works of art, it should evoke a variety of responses in a variety of guests.
All favorable, of course.Your canvas begins with your home.
Treat it like your palette and let the creative process begin.
Take the time to have your home thoroughly cleaned at least 2 days before and no more than 5 days before the party.
Clean too soon and someone messy (i.e. husband, kids) is sure to wreck havoc.
Clean too late and you may not be able to find the time to schedule...
Brawin of Events by Brawin Releases First in a Series of Party Planning Articles
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The Society of Recovering Sorority Girls Issue Call to Action for Sorority Recruitment
(ContentDesk) August 18, 2005 -- The Society of Recovering Sorority Girls, through its founders Kristina "Morgan" Rose and Deandra "Brooksie" Brooks, call on collegiate and alumnae members to support sorority recruitment efforts this fall. Often referred to as sorority rush, fall recruitment is considered a tradition on many college campuses."The Society of Recovering Sorority Girls wishes all of the collegiate chapters busily preparing for fall rush the best of luck with their recruitment efforts," Rose said. "While the process is hectic and can sometimes be stressful, the Greek experience teaches many important life skills and a new generation of women should have the opportunity to benefit from it.""We also urge all sorority alumnae members to get involved in the recruitment process by writing letters of recommendation and offering support to their collegiate chapters," Brooks added. "Sorority membership does not end with graduation, it's a lifelong commitment. If you want your organization's...
The Society of Recovering Sorority Girls Issue Call to Action for Sorority Recruitment
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Speed NETworking at Milwaukee Interactive Marketing Association’s 1st Annual Holiday Party
Milwaukee (ContentDesk) November 18, 2005 -- Milwaukee Interactive Marketing Association (www.milwaukeeima.org) will host their first annual holiday party on December 8th at 5:30pm, and kick it off with 1-hour fast NETworking event.MIMA events include professionals from all walks of life in the interactive world -- media and creative agencies, publishers, marketers, .dot com-ers, interactive gurus, search marketers, e-commerce people, e-tailers, content developers, online sales, promotions people, and more.The night will kick off with a 1-hour fast NETworking event hosted by Opportunity Knocks (www.knocks.com).
Its kind of like speed dating, except with professional contacts that could really help you.
There will be cool networking resources you will not want to miss; 3-step cards, fast NETworking cheat sheet,...
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Planning a Baby Shower
Do you find it difficult organizing a baby shower? Stop worrying! You can now find all the help you will need online. There are many websites offering suggestions and information, from budgeting to games and recipes. First of all, if you want to make your baby shower an unforgettable celebration you will need to carefully plan your budget - everything else will depend on it! Some of the other things you will have to consider will be choosing a venue and a theme to fit the expectant mother's style, creating invitations, the food to be served, games to make the baby shower fun and exciting, the party favors, etcOne of the most comprehensive resources on this subject is the http://www.formybabyshower.info [Baby Shower Kit], an all in one ebook where you will find everything you need to know about planning and organizing the baby shower. The guide contains invaluable advice and tips on all of the above as well as over 40 baby...
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Save on Wedding Costs and Have That Chocolate Fountain
Chocolate fountains, once a rarity at weddings, are becoming more common -- but no less beloved. Still, they pose a budget crunch for many brides, coming in at only slightly under the cost of the wedding cake -- and that's for a one-day rental!
If you're like us, there's something that just burns our little Yankee hearts about spending over $400 to rent a machine that granted, costs a little over ten times that, but gets rented out many times. And yet if you're like us, you really want a way to fit that chocolate fountain in.
We're both in luck, because higher-end chocolate fountains are coming to the home market and becoming more accessible ... even to skinflints!
What We Didn't Buy -- And Why
You've seen the early entrants, maybe on eBay -- inexpensive chocolate fountains made by lesser-known brands selling for about eighty bucks. You've probably thought of trying one out, just because the price difference between that and...
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CAN YOU BE A GOOD ROOMMATE?-TAKE THE ROOMMATE TEST
Test yourself with our roommate personality test.1. Do you tend to find fault with others? Yes or no2. Are you a moody person? Yes or no3. Have you ever had a check bounce before? Yes or no4. Do you generally pay your bills after the due date? Yes or no5.
Do you wait for someone else to contact the landlord about a maintenance problem? Yes or no6. Do others call you a "messy person". Yes or no7. Do you start quarrels with other people? Yes or no8. Are you regularly late for class or work? Yes or no9.
Do you frequently have friends over on the weekend to party? Yes or no10. Is it difficult for you to make new friends? Yes or no11. Do you like to keep the volume of your TV or stereo way up? Yes or no12. Is it difficult for you to forgive people? Yes or no13. Do you need to be alone a lot? Yes or no14.
Are you a "neat freak"? Yes or no15. Do you usually leave dirty dishes in the sink? Yes or no16. Do you smoke inside the house? Yes or no17. Do you regularly get drunk?...
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